Yale Women's Prison

What a crazy coincidence! Since the first visit time I visited the campus (a tragic 24-21 loss in Novemeber 1999), I have thought Yale seemed a lot like a small women's prison in West Virginia. It turns out I'm not the only one:

Martha Stewart's euphemism for prison was to call it "Yale."

"I always wanted to go to Yale," she chuckled during an appearance Monday on David Letterman's "Late Show" on CBS to promote her two new TV shows.

That was her coping mechanism during her five-month prison sentence for lying to authorities about a stock deal.

The lessons Stewart learned at 'Yale?' "The rehabilitation really is non-existent for the most part," and anyone can live for five months without good food and luxuries.

Funny, I think that's what most people learn at Yale.