Night Vision Goggles?

I understand the problem with music and film piracy. I really do, and I am sympathetic to some industry efforts to stem the tide. When they go overboard, however, as they seem so happy to do, I can't help but laugh. Case in point:

MPAA director John Malcolm said the industry has vowed to vigorously prosecute video pirates, and has encouraged theater owners to use metal detectors and night-vision goggles to secure screenings.

Yeah, that's the ticket. Charge us $10 to watch your crappy movie and $5 for bad popcorn. Then make us all pass through metal detectors to get to the theater. Nothing the moviegoer wants more than airport-like security at the cinema. And to top it off, give night vision goggles to the teenage theater ushers and have them roam around during the movie to try and catch film pirates. That's just a brilliant, brilliant plan. I have really got to hand it to these industry folks, they have successfully expelled all sense of reality from their minds.